Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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