By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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