Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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