This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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