Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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