i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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