What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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