It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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