she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
