found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize