We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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