you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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