HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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