we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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