my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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