Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
