Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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