you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My vagina just recognized that song.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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