was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
