My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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