my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
being pregnant is like rehab
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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