This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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