Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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