I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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