Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i out mim tonsoeep
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