If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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