He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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