All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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