I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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