i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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