it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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