And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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