did you get engaged???
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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