Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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