How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
now i know why i became what i already was.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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