He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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