Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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