i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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