this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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