Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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