ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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