Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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