some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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