You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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