Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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