Nicole vs. Life
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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