Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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