i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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