Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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