the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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