it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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