quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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