Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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