I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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