how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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