my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wish you could order shots online.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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